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Текст песни Asher Roth - Lark On My Go Kart

7 августа 2013 г. Просмотров: 812 RSS
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[Verse 1]

Sitting on a truffet, puffing on the best cut buds

Trying to get butt from Miss Muffet

Me and Teddy Ruxpin sturring up a ruckus

Egging all the houses, smashing all the pumpkins

Suck a dick butkus, chumps can't funk with the punk kids

Ash Roth be the king of the blumpkins

Any Tim Duncan, spur of the moment

Let the whole world know I run shit, jump ship quick

Tell a friend that I'm dumb sick

Spit fungus that'll grow from a dumb trip

Twist to a front flip, son that was some trick

Watch all the dumb chicks hump when I bump this



[Verse 2]

Kinda like the blonde Bob Saget, Ash can get nasty

Pass me a blunt and some Captain

Chillin with an Ashley, heading to the mall

Sitting in the backseat, getting jerked off

Ten feet tall with the balls of a matador

Door-matted whore with your words, heard that before

For metaphor, pedicure, get your feet fixed

Walk in my shoes for a few, you gonna need it

Yeah, get your Wii Fit to practice your freeze with

Need a few weeks before you can compete with

Razor Ramon flow, oh so sharp

You can take Kapowski, I'ma take Lark On My Go-Kart



[Verse 3]

Ugh, yeah

Mario Kart skills are outrageous

Play me anyday and I'll be the best racist

Wait, no, erase it, meant to say racer

Traded in my cell phone for a new pager

Take off your bluetooth, now dot com

I'm at the grocery store with hot moms

Bout thirty five with at least two kids

We can make out while my friend baby sits

All up in your fridge eating left-over shit

Tuna sandwich, butterscotch, crimpets

Cheetos be my choice of chips

I enjoy for a bit, take a sip from my Simpson and split



[Verse 4]

Roll that J up, is it rolled?

Yeah, roll it up, ugh

Hair like a troll doll, basketball shorts on

Yeah, I'm a dork but I'm still holding court

Ball up, baller, yeah I'll take too long, get dolled up

Give a fuck if I look like I just woke up

Who am I trying to impress? Honey in the sun dress

With the breasts luscious just sent me a text

O-M-G, your the B-E-S

If your trying to have sex, I'm the best at it

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