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Текст песни Asher Roth - Bad Day

7 августа 2013 г. Просмотров: 943 RSS
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And it just keeps going

And it just keeps..



So I'm in the airport getting ready to leave heading to a friends wedding in the NYC

But my head has been spinning I'm forgetting to eat, all this jet setting has really been getting to me.

It's already 11:20 and I'm ready to sleep but instead I end up sitting in the 27th seat,

An isle seat, fine by me but the guy that's insides always trying to pee.

With a wild child behind that's crying and keeps flipping out and kicking at me while it violently screams

So I silently plead "Oh God, please let there be a hunny sitting 27B" but of course a morbidly obese beast

Is in the seat that weeses when it breathes dude sitting D is at least three deep and he keeps telling me what is wrong with his knees

Alls good slaughter, just need water but for a bottle they charge two dollars and when I thought that it couldn't be worse, I forgot my iPod.



I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.

Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day.



And it just keeps going

And it just keeps... [X2]



So four hours of turbulence, we land when I'm about to turd my pants, but the captain is seat belt fastened.

So my ass is just passin gas and at last I escape when I'm minutes away from clinically insane.

I make my way towards baggage claim when I hear a high pitched voice scream my name. (Asher!)

Some dumb B****, I went to high school with. While shes sweating shes telling me she likes my shit

I just smile and think how great it would be if I could just hit this chick with a quick leg sweep. (leg sweep)

So I pick up my LL Bean and b line for the next taxi.

In need of weed and boxer briefs but my bags only got maxis.



I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.

Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day.



And it just keeps going

And it just keeps... [X2]



I check into my hotel room and I pick up my cell phone to dial the groom

Tell him my mood and how im ordering food and I'm probably gonna stay in and watch a movie

But the tube has no HBO so anything I want yo I'm paying for but I'm lame and broke so I'm laying in a robe

Watching that Little People Big World show right then there's a knock at the door, it's my last hope for a Spanish whore

Who will change my sheets in exchange for penis "Hi, I've lost my cock, have you seen it?"



Jesus, this day is the worst, at least I can give me a little jerk and then go to sleep healthy and diseaseless I guess it could be worse but I'm just



Having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.

Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day.



And it just keeps going

And it just keeps... [X2]

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